The Voice Where the Thing Floating to My Sister's Right Was the Real Sister

It's a comedy work where, for some reason, two orbs are floating around the little sister, and it turns out one of those orbs is actually her true body. The instant anyone who knows this hears that setup, they must all think the exact same thing... "Isn't this just La◯os!?" Back in the era when the two major game companies (now merged into one) were still separate, they jointly created a legendary RPG whose final boss pulled this exact trick. Most people who played it will remember how the boss that looked like the "real" one was actually a decoy, and the seemingly weak little bit was the true body. If that memory just came flooding back to you, please consider picking up this work in honor of that connection.

This circle always digs up some niche, maniacal subject matter to make us laugh, but this time it's on another level. Just from the title alone you sort of get it, yet somehow you don't get it at all, and the actual content is even more absurd than that. You think her beloved little sister has grown a guard bit, and then suddenly she starts monologuing like a final boss. But then her original personality — the sister's cuteness along with the embarrassment of a girl her age — comes bursting through, and the flood of monologuing near the end is honestly a sight to behold. Luckily a script is included, so I recommend following along with it while you listen. This is easily the most bizarre thing I've encountered in 2025.

From the title alone, you'll probably think of a certain retro game. Doesn't ring a bell? ...I'll admit it, something from 30 years ago counts as "retro" now. If the reference doesn't click, the title alone might make zero sense to you, but don't worry. Even if it does click, the actual story still won't make any sense. You don't need to know the source material at all! In other words, it's business as usual — guaranteed Ari-san quality, so rest easy. If you know the original work, you'll immediately get why it comes as a set of three, but the way they act is pure chaos — like a high school girl going on a nonsensical back-and-forth at a family restaurant. And that chaos is brought to life by four voice actresses. Wait, four!? You mean there are four of them?! Isn't this just how everyday conversation goes? There's no punchline, is there!? So what method did the terminal Guusou take to bring that chaos to a close? You'll have to listen to the work to find out. Now, thanks to this work, that guy is starting to look like a little sister character to me...